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While some men are rocking full beards, others are dreaming that they could.

While some men are rocking full beards, others are dreaming that they could. Whether its genetics, a girlfriend, society, or a corporate job preventing you from getting back to your caveman roots, a beard is not always possible for everyone. But from my personal experience, rocking a full beard can be one of the most incredible feelings. I had mine from last fall through last Spring and found it to be one of the most liberating feelings. I was met with a lot of beard envy as my overt manliness poured out everywhere I went.

There has been a relatively new trend set off in recent years — a regression to primal urges — where women find themselves attracted to men with facial and body hair.

Where our mothers had a thing for the clean-cut, well-groomed man, associating him with success and financial security, we ladies of the Millennial generation are finding ourselves enticed by the burly, more rugged hairy men.

If you've heard of Lumbersexuals, you'll know what I'm talking about. A generous amount of body fuzz is no longer seen as an indicator of the scraggily or unmotivated, but rather the strong, independent and wise.

We've all been made aware of the merits of dating men with man buns and hairy chests. These men are strong, mature and virile.

And, likewise, there are countless reasons a girl should want to date a man with a beard. There is something even manlier and more primal about a beard than either a man bun or a hairy chest.

A beard is right there on a guy's face. It's the first thing a person will notice, and the first thing a guy will be asked about.

The man with a beard is a confident, desirable man. He'll make a better boyfriend and, one day, a better father to your perfect offspring.