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Please smile! The best Witze and stories here!

A thousand funny jokes for a great day! Are you waiting at the bus stop? Are you in the queue? Do you have nothing to do right now? Just use this app and you will be better on it yourself and make your friend laugh.

The Witze are divided into 27 categories: doctor Witze , farmers, civil servants, beer, blondes, office, computer, football, lawyers, children, churches, musicians, East Frisians, politicians, school, soldiers, other Witze , sports, animal, vacation, dirty Witze , viagra, chuck norris, GDR Witze , SMS sayings.

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Example of a joke:

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"Papi, what is a tranny?"

"No idea! Ask Mommy, he knows!"

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Asks the young judge to his gray colleague: "I have a black burner who produced plum spirit, how much should I give him?" - "Under no circumstances more than 4 euros per liter!"

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Two pastors meet, and one complains: "Bad times, no weddings, no burials, only a little to do ..."

"That's right," says the other, "and if you don't go under the people from time to time, there would be no baptisms ..."

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Sit two cows on the tree and knit atomic bombs. A sheep comes past. Say one cow to the other: "There are things!"

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As FIFA announced, all referees were again pointed out that-in-the-owned pants with immediate dismissal due to intentionally handball.

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